Puh-Lease…Obama Got A Dog!

People, people, people have I got some crap to vent right now.  Please tell me that there is someone out there with the same opinion on the following matter:  “Obama’s get a dog!”  Holy cow!  Who knew that the friggin’ “president” of the United Socialist States of America could actually make global headlines about getting a dog.

This isn’t just any dog.  It’s the ugliest dog I have ever seen.  Its like a Portuguese water dog.  From the looks of it, that dog needs a bath.  Can anyone actually tell that its a dog?  So, you may say, Mike, you’re making a big deal about this.  Stop picking at the “president.”  Ok, I see it now, I can’t make a big deal of the dog because the media already has.

Last time I checked there was a WAR going on, an economic crisis, and a shortage on working teleprompters.  Shouldn’t Comrade Obama be focusing his time on these issues?  Maybe, the media should be focusing on these issues!  I understand, anything you can do to make this “president” look like a human should take front page.

A little side note:  I encourage all of you to find out where the local Tea Parties are tomorrow.  In the Charlotte area, there will be one downtown and one in Monroe.  Please go and show this ignorant government that the people who actually pay taxes (unlike Comrade Obama’s cabinet) care where their money is going.  Enjoy the Tea Party while I enjoying thinking about how awesome Barack Hussein Obama’s Portuguese Water Dog is.  Not.

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